is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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