my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Acid is not a monday night drug
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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