is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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