at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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