I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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