everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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