is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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