Having a random hookup so left but love u
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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