When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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