You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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