I wish you could order shots online.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize