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There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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