it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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