I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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