i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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