So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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