she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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