he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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