I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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