What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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