god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
this will be a night to untag.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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