hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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