i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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