talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I puked a lego.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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