What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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