have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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