Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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