In the future we'll all be gay
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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