they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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