On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Im part way to drunk.
this is an emotional support booty call
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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