let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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