Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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