Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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