Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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