Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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