Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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