all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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