i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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