Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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