I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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