I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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