Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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