I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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