So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Found the puke drawer
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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