you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
