I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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