After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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