but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
