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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  what time did you get home last night?

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  SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

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  He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  why is my forehead so bruised?

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  i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The entire state will know me by my boobs.

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.

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• (408): View more from California

  I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary

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• (516): View more from New York

  Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago

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