we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My vagina is officially offended.
Randomize
