"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I want to make a zoo with you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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