She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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