Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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