Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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