My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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