were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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