so explain again why im purple
no
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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